2000 pounds of chinese soup won ton.
                                    
                                    1 millionth of a mouthwash:1 microscope.
                                    
                                    weight an evangelist carries with god: 1 billigram.
                                    
                                    half a large intestine 1 semicolon
                                    
                                    1000 aches: 1 mega hurtz.
                                    
                                    1 unit of laryngitus: 1 hoarse power.
                                    
                                    10 cards: 1 decacards.
                                    
                                    1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 fig newton.
                                    
                                    1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen.
                                    
                                    1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche.
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                                    1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
                                    
                                    10 rations: 1 decoration
                                    
                                    2 monograms: 1 diagram.
                                    
                                    100 senators: not one descision.